gabriel-isnt

A series of modern myths and fairy stories about stuff like trees, and small people who live in them and wear pink and are violent towards elderly wizards who call them Frodo and themselves Gandalf. 1. In a dark little tree, sits a dark little creature, muttering to himself and talking about Bob Dylan. There is no reason for this, other than blind hero-worship and a fruitless wish to be less of a dark little creature and more of a famous star in the sixties who is honestly speechless at the amount of popularity his whiny voice has managed to stir up. An elderly wizard passes, and peeps into the hole which gives that dark little creature